Big Booty Bitches: Archive

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My dad’s girlfriend was talking to me about psychic shit last night, and I asked her if she ever did tarot cards and she was like “Aw yeah I used to but I couldn’t handle the dead latching on to me and telling me all this shit that I don’t need to know, it’s really easy for them see cos I’ve got a really fuckin’ big aura” “aura” ...

Feb 28th

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One time I had a pet mouse and I named her Jennifer and my mum thought it was rude because my auntie’s name is Jennifer.

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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I don’t get offended when people say mean things to me on the internet because people on the internet aren’t even real people.

Feb 22nd

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Watch

narnia is angry

Feb 21st

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When I’m on Facebook and it’s one of my friend’s birthdays, I’ll say “happy birthday” on their wall, or I’ll delete them. We can’t be friends if you’re not someone I’ll say “happy birthday” to.

Feb 20th

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I can’t wait until I’m 50 because then I can start wearing crocs.

Feb 19th

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We’re at that point where I need to meet you in real life so that I can tell you in person that you’re a fucking faggot.

Feb 17th

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