February 2012
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matthewenbar asked: random question of the day: what is the last thing you purchased from a store?
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I don’t want to talk too much about my bowel movements, but I just took a massive twilight movie.
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Half of what I know is without citation and probably false because I learn everything from wikipedia.
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I don’t get offended when people say mean things to me on the internet because people on the internet aren’t even real people.
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narnia is angry
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I’ve been watching Weeds and re-watching Boston Legal. It’s funny how lawyers can be just as unethical as drug dealers.
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I just wish that every person in the whole world would each give me one cent. 6 billion cents is 60 million dollars. I’d be rich.
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Reblog if you started using tumblr smoking, not thinking you would get addicted, but you did.
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When I’m on Facebook and it’s one of my friend’s birthdays, I’ll say “happy birthday” on their wall, or I’ll delete them.
We can’t be friends if you’re not someone I’ll say “happy birthday” to.
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I can’t wait until I’m 50 because then I can start wearing crocs.
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i h8 u so much dat im gona make u on da sims nd den kill u wif fiyawurkz <3333
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We’re at that point where I need to meet you in real life so that I can tell you in person that you’re a fucking faggot.
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i still have a lot to learn about after effects, but this is some of what i can do so far. YAY SPLIT SCREEN
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You know those people who don’t get your sarcasm and take you too seriously? Yeah, that’s half the people I go to school with.
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I just want summer to be over.
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The internet is like high school.
Wikipedia is the principal.
Google is the teacher.
Blogspot is the sensible one.
Facebook is that annoying popular girl who knows everyone’s business.
Twitter is her retarded cousin who sits behind her in english and eats pencils.
Digg is her only friend.
Tumblr is the overwhelming, self-loathing bitch who expects everyone to love her even though she...
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